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Deep Space Nine

by Rebecca "Phoenix" Bridge
To the tune of 'YMCA'
Starfleet, there’s no need to feel down
I said Starfleet, pick yourself off the ground
I said Starfleet ‘cause your in a new ship’s town
There’s no need to be unhappy
Starfleet, there’s a place you can go
I said Starfleet, when your Neelix’s short on dough
You can stay there and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
They have everything for young c’dets to enjoy
You can hang out with the St’fleet boys
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
You can meet aliens mean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Starfleet, are you listening to me
I said Starfleet, what rank you wanna be
I said Starfleet, you can make real
Your dreams but you’ve got to
Know this one thing
No c’det does it all by himself
I said Starfleet, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there to the Deep Space Nine
I’m sure they can help you today
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
They have everything for young c’dets to enjoy
You can hang out with the St’fleet boys
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
You can meet aliens mean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Starfleet, I was once in your shoes
I said I was down and out with the blues
I felt no XO cared if I were alive
I felt the whole quad. Was so jive
That’s when someone came up to me
And said Starfleet, take a walk up sector,
It’s a place there called the Deep Space Nine
They can start you back on your way
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
They have everything for young c’dets to enjoy
You can hang out with the St’fleet boys
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
Starfleet, Starfleet
Starfleet, there’s no need to feel down
I said Starfleet, pick yourself off the ground
It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine
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