Deep Space Nine

by Rebecca "Phoenix" Bridge
To the tune of 'YMCA'

Starfleet, there’s no need to feel down

I said Starfleet, pick yourself off the ground

I said Starfleet ‘cause your in a new ship’s town

There’s no need to be unhappy

Starfleet, there’s a place you can go

I said Starfleet, when your Neelix’s short on dough

You can stay there and I’m sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

They have everything for young c’dets to enjoy

You can hang out with the St’fleet boys

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

You can meet aliens mean

You can have a good meal

You can do whatever you feel

Starfleet, are you listening to me

I said Starfleet, what rank you wanna be

I said Starfleet, you can make real

Your dreams but you’ve got to

Know this one thing

No c’det does it all by himself

I said Starfleet, put your pride on the shelf

And just go there to the Deep Space Nine

I’m sure they can help you today

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

They have everything for young c’dets to enjoy

You can hang out with the St’fleet boys

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

You can meet aliens mean

You can have a good meal

You can do whatever you feel

Starfleet, I was once in your shoes

I said I was down and out with the blues

I felt no XO cared if I were alive

I felt the whole quad. Was so jive

That’s when someone came up to me

And said Starfleet, take a walk up sector,

It’s a place there called the Deep Space Nine

They can start you back on your way

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

They have everything for young c’dets to enjoy

You can hang out with the St’fleet boys

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine

Starfleet, Starfleet

Starfleet, there’s no need to feel down

I said Starfleet, pick yourself off the ground

It’s fun to stay at the Deep Space Nine