10 more things that will never happen on Voyager

by Bernd Schneider   suggested by Martin Schulz
http://www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/fun.htm

1. Compatibility problems with alien technology cannot be solved.
2. For once, alien technology is to Voyager's profit.
3. Voyager returns after 70 years and the crew consists of a colorful bunch of human/alien half-breeds born on the ship.
4. Janeway learns that bending the rules does not necessarily mean breaking the rules.
5. A battle is lost because the weak point of the vastly superior enemy is not found.
6. Janeway realizes that it is better to avoid the territory of a vastly superior enemy. No chance - we're gonna fight it out. Let the Prime Directive be damned.
7. Small injuries of main characters such as blindness, disease or trivialities like death cannot be undone.
8. Someone needs more hairspray than Janeway.
9. Chakotay and Janeway.
10. A new female crew member comes on board who looks better than Seven of Nine.