The Original Series Signature files

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Mr Spock, about these aliens you've detected. Which sort are they?Do I have to fall in love with their leader, or can we just go aheadand load up the photon torpedoes?

You, in the red uniform, go see what that noise is!

Real Trekkies work out at the 'He's Dead Gym'.

No Bones, we won't beam up the Klingon who says he is injured. Hiswords are about as real as my hair. - James T. Kirk.

If you are talking via communicatior to your captain, rememberthis, for it is the single most important thing you can learn here atStarfleet Academy... Never give your Captain a straight answer, makesure he has to come on down to the planet and see for himself.Especially if you are serving on the Enterprise.

"Bother," said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready photon torpedoes and lockphasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three.Christopher Robin, you have the bridge."

Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.

Bones!  Help this man, he's injured!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a ... oh, ummm, yeah.

He's DEAD, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.

He's BREAD, Jim. - McCoy after a tragic transporter accident whilevisiting planet Pillsbury.

He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears. - Spock.

He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong?

He's DEAD, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is served.

How do I set my Laser printer to "stun"?

You've just had a heavy day commanding a star ship. You've foughtKlingons off the starboard bow, kept your ship from being blown upmany times, and you're exhausted! Now comes LOG time. You deservemore than just LOG, you deserve CAPTAIN'S LOG!  

Scotty, beam us aboard.
Aye, sir. Will a 2x4 do?

Logic has nothing to do with it, it's just lust. - Spock thepimp.

Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.

To HELL with the Prime Directive ... FIRE!!! - Kirk.

AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! - Any "Classic" Star Trek Security officersometime during the show.

Very funny Scotty, now beam me down my clothes. - Kirk.

Don't let Kirk show you what he affectionately calls the"Captain's Log".

I'm tired of wearing the same shirt and I can't afford a goodhaircut. - Spock to Kirk at his annual review.

A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.

<-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- Tribble & onion kebab.

* <---- Tribble   . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP

Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble tag lines.

To heck with the Prime Directive, I want to sleep with that girl!- Kirk.

Captain, I cannot believe my ears! - Spock.

Captain Kirk, meet my father. He's Dad, Jim.