Top 10 Signs You've Watched Too Much Star Trek

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1. You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the co-ordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.
2. You recognise more than 4 references on this list.
3. You have no life.
4. You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say "Star Trek? Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?"
5. Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers of T. J. Hooker and Capt. Kirk.
6. You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.
7. Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.
8. You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.
9. You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.
10. You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.