Next Generation Signature files

some nicked from Cool Signatures (http://www.coolsig.com)

Captain Picard: "Mr. Worf, your impression?"
Worf: "I'm sorry Captain, I don't do impressions."

I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage. - Troi

Everyone, stand back. He's got a magnet! - Data

In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to be usedas a floatation device. - Commander Data, Star Trek Insurrection

We've secretly switched the dilithium crystals with new Folger'sCrystals ... let's watch what happens.

Lt. Commander Data ... your plastic pal who's fun to be with.

Fate protects fools, little children, and ships namedEnterprise.

Kaden thought of the old Klingon proverb. "Fool me once, shame onyou: fool me twice, prepare to die."

Tired of your clothes sticking to you like glue? Use stasisstopper for Klingons!!

WHAT is your name?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
WHAT is your quest?
I seek the Holy Grail.
WHAT is the average velocity of a Bird of Prey?
Romulan or Klingon?
I ... I don't know AAAAAHHHHH!

Real Klingons don't use .signature files.

Star trekkin' across the Universe, boldly going forward; 'cuz wecan't find reverse!

All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?

Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on.

Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye!

Mr. Worf, scan that ship.
Aye Captain. 300 dpi?

Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired.

Picard: Ensign Singer ... make it sew.

Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution ...

Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a modem ... wanna see?

How come I can never find Troi when I'm mad at her?

Beverly: I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease.

Worf (to his brother Kurn): I said Crusher, NOT Crushher!

Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth?

Picard: Mister Worf, show these children the airlock.

Mr. Worf, fire at will.
ZAP!
Hey, where'd Riker go?

Ensign, fire at will.
Ah, captain, I'd rather fire at Wesley!

Strangely, Data finds himself relating to heavy metal.

Troi: Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty.

Honk if you've slept with Riker.

Captain, could I play some jazz?
Make it soul, No. 1.