Top 10 Reasons why it's time to stop The Original Series
sent by Emily Townsend
I think I stole a few from other people, but I can't remember who.
- There's only so many novel predicaments Kirk can get himself into before it's time to call it a show.
- The Enterprise A is falling apart.
- We're running out of pity for Christine Chapel.
- It's time to stop the merciless slaughter of tribbles for William Shatner's toupee.
- The uniforms are tacky.
- TNG is just better.
- The acting is slightly worse than having Lily Savage within a 15,000 mile radius of my person.
- Walter Koening left for a better, more evil life. (Bester, Psi-Cop, Babylon 5)
- We're fed up wondering why Kirk, McCoy and Spock always go down on an away mission.
- They're all dead now anyway. We hope.
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