The Three Stooges

Troi would not comprehend their emotions: "Captain, I sense ... whoo! whoo! ....You numbskull ... Why, I oughta ..."
Riker will be reduced to tears when they call him "Fat Boy".
Transporter. Cream pie. You get the picture.
Curly could jam turbolifts with his head, rendering security unable to leave their deck.
Larry, Moe, & Curly have already been where no man has been before.
The crew will be mesmerized by Curly as he does The Curly Shuffle.
Wesley won't be able to save the Enterprise in the last few minutes with something he learned in science class.
Picard doesn't know the block.
If Curly can take a lead pipe to the head, he's just going to laugh at a phaser set on "stun".
Any stooge can outrun Enterprise security.