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Silent Trek Night

by Rebecca "Phoenix" Bridge (bridger243@thegrid.org.uk)
To the tune of 'Silent Night'

Silent Night, on the bridge (at midnight)
Sleeps the Enterprise, hidden out of sight
Picard and Riker on the bridge, watched over the crew,
Wishing they were some were el-se
Like drinking in ten forward

Silent Night, Enterprise bathed in moon-light
Picard saw Q, from a flash of light,
Heard Q's voice, anoying and long
Practically everywere, the taunting song
'Oh no Q's here again'
'Here-we go-again'

Silent Night, Even Worf's not in a fight,
The Enterprise, still a-bright,
Light-is Boun-cing off Picard’s head
Bev-lys still up in the sick-bay
Kli-ngons, Romulans, Feren-gi
All asleep to leave the Fed’s in peace

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