Top 10 signs that Star Trek will end soon
- Voyager returns home, pursued by a dozen of new enemy fleets that begin to conquer the Alpha quadrant.
- Data's famous last words when he detects a decloaking and firing Warbird: "Oh shit, it's green".
- Q's son plays "planet pool" in Federation space.
- Someone of the special effects staff confuses the starship CGI's of Star Trek with those of Babylon5.
- Morn begins to talk and cannot be stopped.
- The Borg send more than one cube to assimilate the Federation while Jean-Luc is on holiday on a remote planet.
- The Borg suddenly introduce huge round starships and wear white plastic uniforms and helmets.
- The whole galaxy is trapped in a time loop so "The Cage" can be announced as a brand new episode.
- The Enterprise-F is commissioned, a Nova class starship with a warp-nacelle-forward design and under the command of Captain Wesley C.
- The Ferengi join the Federation and force all women to be naked all the time. Consequently, American television has to shut down the show.
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