Top 10 bumper stickers on the USS Enterprise (TNG)

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1. Wesley On Board!
   

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2. We brake for cubes!
   

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3. Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
   

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4. If you can read this ... don't you think you're a wee bit too close?
   

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5. CAUTION ... We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
   

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6. Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!
   

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7. Guns don't kill people ... Class 2 Phasers kill people!
   

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8. HONK if you've kissed Commander Riker!
   

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9. One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day.
   

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10. Our other star ship separates into 3 pieces!