Borg Signatures

nicked from Cool Signatures (http://www.coolsig.com)

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun!

I am MS-DOS of Borg. Prepare ... oops, out of memory!

I am Christopher Robin of Borg. You sit here and assimilate Piglet.

I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!

I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ... ooooh donuts!

I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?

Yoda of Borg are we. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.

A drunken Borg: Resistant as floor tile.

Spooner Borg: Refutile is sistance; your ass will be simulated.

Original Pentium of Borg: Division is futile - your decimals will be approximated.

Borg Using Windows 98: Still Trying To Assimilate The First 1. (Have to reboot half way through).

Clinton Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant.

Borger King: Have it our way, your way is irrelevant.

BorgDOS 5.0: Assimilate another (Y/N)?

Pythagorus of Borg: Distance is irrelevant.

It's the Borg! Quick, everyone try and look useless!

Worf: Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?

And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh ...

Borg-Cola - Not the choice of The Next Generation.

McBorg'ers - Over 1,000,000 assimilated.

The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this T-shirt.

We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.